If you have a day full of school and play, and
If you successfully fight off sleep during your mandatory “resting time,” and
If you pull out a looong piece of toilet paper to wind oh-so-carefully-and-tightly around the toilet paper holder*, and
If you shout a mean-spirited “NO!” to your mother as she puts you in Regular Time-out for the toilet paper offense, and
If your nasty “NO!” lands you in bed for More Serious Time-out, and
If you climb under the covers for a more comfortable punishment,
You might just fall asleep.
*He’s been warned.